Syrian President has issued an order telling troops to "be ready" to engage Israel in war

More tough talk from Middle Eastern Moonbats. These guys must sit all day thinkiing to themselves, "How can I be a complete camel's ass to everyone on Earth, and still look myself in the mirror in the morning?"

Do these clowns just LIVE for this shit, or what? I guess if your the presidente of a bass-ackwards Islamic hellhole of a country the prospect of seeing your parched acre of paradise go up in a blaze of thermonuclear glory seems more entertaining than staring at re-runs of "Everybody Loves Rahaman".

We wouldn't have this problem if we started dropping care packages of liquor, pornography, and Amazonian skunk-weed over the Middle East. Either that, or , as was my original idea, "bomb their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

Well, actually, that was Ann Coulter's idea first. I sort of think these people are wayyyy too Dominant Type A in their personality make-ups to go for Christianity.

I'm thinking get them all hooked on Dianetics, and let nature take it's course.

They'll be too busy "Processing", "Auditing their Engrams", and videotaping boring infomercials to worry about starting the "Mother of All Wars".

On second thought, maybe "Elron Ackbar" doesn't have such a nice ring to it.

(Anyone feel the flames of Armageddon licking at your hindquarters?)

Link: al-Reuters